
© 2035 by The Clinic. Powered and secured by Wix
We're honest. Transparent. No 'floof'!


What we do best
​​
Our idea is to offer business owners the professional resources they need at a sensible price. Simple!
We’re straight talking, “what you see is what you get” type of girls and you can be sure, we’ll give you kind, honest advice from the outset – no ‘floof’, waffle, jargon, smoke or mirrors! We won't leave you alone in the virtual wilderness that is webland - we'll work with you , help and guide you to get the website you want at a price you can afford.
As well as the super-pricey web design agencies, we know there are some providers out there offering DIY fill-your-own web templates at rock bottom prices. We’re floating comfortably somewhere in the middle! We promise, we’re not out to fleece you – we just want to give you a great job for a good honest price. We’re providing a personal service designed to make your place stand out from the crowd.
It’s just us – when you work with us – you get the 2 Girl Geeks (and all our decades of experience) – no one else!
What you need to know
Which one of us owns the title of Girl Geek #1 is a hotly contested issue.
But, for now, here’s what you need to know about us…
Julia
Drinks – PS Martinis
Loves - Her dog Lottie
Hates – Flakey people
Guilty Pleasure – Chocolate
Wants – To finish (or actually, start) writing her first novel

Jodie
Drinks – Sparkling Water
Loves - Her dog Dexter
Hates – Tupperware
Guilty Pleasure – Listening to Bon Jovi
Wants – Small holding and a goat called Janet